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miércoles, octubre 1

25 Shakespeare Plays Explained in One Hilarious Sentence

(Read on Facebook - published by "Learn English with Teacher Aubrey")
 
1. Macbeth → Guy kills king because of witchy peer pressure, then can’t sleep ever again.
2. Hamlet → College student overthinks revenge for four acts, then everyone dies in Act 5.
3. Romeo and Juliet → Two teenagers make five bad decisions in three days and call it love.
4. Othello → Guy listens to his toxic coworker instead of his wife — tragic mistake.
5. King Lear → Old man divides his estate using a compliment contest and regrets everything.
6. Julius Caesar → Group project goes wrong when everyone stabs the leader.
7. The Tempest → Wizard dad traps everyone on an island to teach them manners.
8. A Midsummer Night’s Dream → Love potion turns forest into chaos and one guy into a donkey.
9. Twelfth Night → Girl disguises herself as a guy, causes bisexual confusion, and everyone’s fine with it.
10. Much Ado About Nothing → Two people fall in love by roasting each other for three acts.
11. The Merchant of Venice → Man risks a pound of flesh for his friend’s love life.
12. As You Like It → Everyone flees to the forest and falls in love out of boredom.
13. The Taming of the Shrew → Gaslighting, manipulation, and somehow still called a “comedy.”
14. Richard III → Guy murders his way to the throne, then loses it in one horse-related panic.
15. Henry V → British guy gives one really good speech and suddenly everyone’s patriotic.
16. Coriolanus → War hero fails PR class and gets exiled by his own fans.
17. Antony and Cleopatra → Two drama queens fall in love and destroy an empire.
18. Titus Andronicus → Revenge, cannibalism, and a pie you really don’t want to eat.
19. Measure for Measure → “Let’s fix corruption with even more corruption.”
20. The Comedy of Errors → Two sets of twins prove identity crises are timeless.
21. Love’s Labour’s Lost → Guys swear off women, immediately regret it.
22. The Winter’s Tale → Jealous husband ruins everything, then a statue comes to life.
23. All’s Well That Ends Well → Woman chases guy who doesn’t like her — and it somehow works.
24. The Merry Wives of Windsor → Town moms unite to prank a sleazy knight.
25. Pericles, Prince of Tyre → Man survives shipwrecks, riddles, and pirates just to find his family agai

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